Keeping Up with K&D: Black Eye

"Bar fight....Bear....Door knob...Snowboarding....Wife's left fake/right hook combo is getting better....Took the last cookie in the cafeteria....Wife didn't want me to work this weekend....Skiing....Not sure....Tree branch....Fight....Forgot Valentine's Day....Fell down the stairs....Tripped over the cat....Walked into a 220 lb, 6' 5" door knob....Wanted a little excitement...Don't remember....Woke up like this....Took up too much of the bed....Snoring....Tree....You should see the other guy...."

It's amazing what people assume from a black eye. And what we might say to feed into the glamour of it :)
Really, it is from Taekwondo. But I like the line about my boxing skills best.